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unicornfromhell:

happy easter

unicornfromhell:

happy easter

unicornfromhell:

happy easter

unicornfromhell:

happy easter

unicornfromhell:

happy easter

unicornfromhell:

happy easter

unicornfromhell:

happy easter

unicornfromhell:

happy easter

Reblogged 1 month ago from darkheartsclub (Originally from unicornfromhell) 89,485 notes

(Source: polypsychic)

Reblogged 1 month ago from putzinaround (Originally from chelliss-deactivated20130505) 11,974 notes

(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me:“So, what will it be?”
Child:“I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother:“Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

Reblogged 1 month ago from onefootinwonderland (Originally from dragonbadgerhugs) 125,669 notes

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“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

(Source: davidfincherings)

Reblogged 1 month ago from onefootinwonderland (Originally from davidfincherings) 93,070 notes

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woodkid:

Tim Simmons

Tim Simmons

Reblogged 1 month ago from buttghosts (Originally from woodkid) 68 notes

And I’ve already seen the “I’m so offended Google doesn’t have an Easter decoration on their site today it’s Cesar Chavez instead” on Facebook

onefootinwonderland:

1.) Google most likely didn’t want to offend anyone with attention to a religious holiday that not everyone celebrates.

2.) The world doesn’t revolve around Christianity.

3.) Oh Mr. White Male, you’re offended because you’re not represented in the media? How awful!

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iback58:

Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials

They can’t even eat or drink food right

Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials

They can’t even eat or drink food right

Reblogged 1 month ago from caseylalonde (Originally from iback58) 56,299 notes

(Source: clay-bones)

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