(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
And I've already seen the "I'm so offended Google...
onefootinwonderland: 1.) Google most likely didn’t want to offend anyone with attention to a religious holiday that not everyone celebrates. 2.) The world doesn’t revolve around Christianity. 3.) Oh Mr. White Male, you’re offended because you’re not represented in the media? How awful!
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KASKADE: You Sold Out →
thisisadynasty: If there’s a formula to selling out, I think every band in the world would be doing it. The fact that you write good songs and you sell too many of them, if everybody in the world knew how to do that they’d do it. It’s not something we chose to do.